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Creatine Monohydrate

Creatine Monohydrate

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Creatine Monohydrate

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5 grams of 100% Creapure® Creatine Monohydrate per scoop. Pure, micronized, unflavored. No fillers, no blends, nothing else. Each batch is third-party tested for purity, potency, and heavy metals.

The body produces small amounts of creatine, primarily in the liver and kidneys. It is subsequently carried via the bloodstream to skeletal muscle, which requires it for optimal performance. Unfortunately, the quantity of creatine shown in clinical research trials to support and promote exercise performance, muscle protein synthesis, and related processes is significantly larger than what the body can manufacture and what we receive through our diet. This is where creatine monohydrate supplementation comes in.*


Our creatine monohydrate is produced by a global leader in the research, development, and manufacturing of creatine. This brand of creatine is the most widely utilized in research studies, and it is useful for athletes and others seeking that "edge" to help them reach their fitness and athletic goals.*


Ingredients: Creatine Monohydrate.

Flavor: Unflavored

Manufacturer Country: USA

Product Amount: 0.55lb (250g)

Gross Weight: 0.65lb (295g)

Suggested Use: As a dietary supplement, adults take one (1) scoop in eight (8) oz. of water or juice four (4) times daily during the first five (5) days (loading phase). After the loading phase, take one (1) or two (2) times daily or as directed by a health care professional.

Warning: Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place and away from direct light.


*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Gluten-free Lactose-free Non-GMO Corn-free Vegan friendly

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Placebo Labs exists because the supplement industry is broken.

After watching men burn hundreds on flashy "breakthrough formulas" and influencer-hyped stacks, only to feel absolutely nothing, we realized the problem wasn't supplements themselves—it was the lies.

Proprietary blends hiding underdoses. Contaminated powders from overseas. Marketing promises with zero proof.

So we built the opposite: An anti-brand that delivers proof, not promises.

No celebrity endorsements. No miracle stories. Just German-made ingredients, third-party testing, and batch COAs you can actually verify.

We named ourselves "Placebo" as a joke—then made it the most honest supplement brand you'll ever find.

The basics, done right. Every time.

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SUPPLEMENTS THAT REALLY WORK

MAKE REALISTIC AND REAL PROGRESS

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SUPPLEMENTS THAT REALLY WORK

MAKE REALISTIC AND REAL PROGRESS

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SUPPLEMENTS THAT REALLY WORK

MAKE REALISTIC AND REAL PROGRESS

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SUPPLEMENTS THAT REALLY WORK

MAKE REALISTIC AND REAL PROGRESS

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SUPPLEMENTS THAT REALLY WORK

MAKE REALISTIC AND REAL PROGRESS

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SUPPLEMENTS THAT REALLY WORK

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Why Placebo Labs creatine works when others fail you.

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German Creapure® Source

Batch COA Published Online

Third-Party Heavy Metal Testing

No Fillers or Artificial Flavors

Micronized (No Sludge)

Before & After


Results based on 90-day follow-up with verified customers who used Placebo Strength 5 consistently. Individual results may vary, but the German Creapure® creatine and third-party testing don't.

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After

  • Lab-Verified Purity

    Every batch tested for heavy metals, microbes, and creatine content. QR code links to real results.

  • German Creapure®

    The gold standard used by professional athletes worldwide. Zero Chinese mystery powder.

  • More Reps Guaranteed

    Feel stronger in 14 days or return it. No loading phase, no stomach cramps, no BS.

  • Micronized Formula

    Dissolves completely. No sand-like texture or sludge at the bottom of your shaker.

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German Creapure® creatine.

High-sodium electrolytes.

Clinically-dosed multivitamin

Burp-free omega-3s

No proprietary blends

German Creapure® creatine.

High-sodium electrolytes.

Clinically-dosed multivitamin

Burp-free omega-3s

No proprietary blends

German Creapure® creatine.

High-sodium electrolytes.

Clinically-dosed multivitamin

Burp-free omega-3s

No proprietary blends

German Creapure® creatine.

High-sodium electrolytes.

Clinically-dosed multivitamin

Burp-free omega-3s

No proprietary blends

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Results

Based on 3-month follow-up surveys with verified customers.

Results headline

87%

Added at least 5 lbs to their bench press within 30 days

92%

Reported faster recovery between sets during workouts

89%

Said their muscles looked fuller and more defined

Results based on customer surveys from men aged 25-55 who used Placebo Strength 5 consistently for 90 days.

  • ★★★★★

    "Finally, creatine that doesn't destroy my stomach"

    "I tried the Optimum Nutrition stuff and got bloated as hell. This German stuff actually works without the gut issues. Added 15 lbs to my deadlift in 3 weeks. No loading, no cramping, just results."

    — Marcus T., 34, Software Engineer

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    "The lab reports convinced me"

    "I'm a skeptical bastard when it comes to supplements. But scanning that QR code and seeing actual test results? Game changer. This is the only brand I trust now. My bench went from 225 to 245 in 6 weeks."

    — David R., 41, Construction Manager

  • ★★★★★

    "Worth every penny for quality"

    "Used to buy the cheapest creatine on Amazon. Always wondered if it was actually doing anything. This stuff dissolves completely, no gritty texture, and I can definitely feel the difference in my workouts. Quality costs more but it's worth it."

    — James L., 29, Sales Rep

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is PLACEBO?

Placebo Labs is an anti-brand supplement company. We named ourselves "Placebo" ironically because most supplements ARE placebos—they don't work. We deliver the opposite: transparent, boring effectiveness. German-sourced ingredients, third-party testing, and batch COAs you can verify. The basics, done right.

Will this make me bloated like other creatines?

No. Cheap creatine causes gut bloating because it's poorly processed and sits in your digestive system. German Creapure® micronized creatine pulls water directly into muscle cells, not your gut. You'll look fuller and more defined, not puffy like a water balloon.

How is this different from cheap Amazon creatine?

Amazon creatine is often contaminated with heavy metals, has poor dissolution (turns to sludge), and comes from questionable overseas facilities. Ours is pharmaceutical-grade German Creapure® with published batch testing and QR-code verification. You're not paying for marketing hype—you're paying for actual purity and effectiveness.

Do I need to do a loading phase?

No. Loading is marketing BS designed to make you use more product faster. 5g daily works just as effectively without the stomach cramping and bloating. Your muscles will be fully saturated in 2-3 weeks instead of 1 week. The slight delay is worth avoiding feeling like garbage for a week.